Behold! I lay before you a legendary weapon against the dark and sinister forces of itch and scratch. Those foul fiends who lay siege to thy back will quiver and quake in fear as you wield the mighty axe scratcher. No refuge of tingle, nor bastion of errant dry skin, will lie beyond the reach of its biting justice.* Inspired loosely by the ancient forgings of the dwarves under the mountain. Crafted expertly by our singular workshop goblin in the wild and dangerous wilderness of Michigan.

*Ability to conquer itches and scratches evaluated by two goblins sharing one brain cell, and as such cannot be guaranteed. We’re reasonably certain it’s a decent back scratcher though.

Misc. decorative items seen in product photos not included.

Approximate Size:
17.5” long x 5.5” wide x 1” thick
Materials:
Depending on Selection - Walnut, White Oak